Q. Which transport does Mona Lisa take?
A. The Mona-rail!
Wing Yue Age: 8
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her pupils?
A. Now look at the board while I go through it again
Britney Age: 11
Q. Knock Knock
who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
A. Sorry I didn't know you had a cold
Britney Age: 11
Q. what do frogs like to drink
A. croca cola
eshita Age: 8
Q. what coin is really heavey ?
A. a pound !!!!
Eshita Age: 8
Q. What did the sea say to the sand?
A. Nothing it just waved.
Ella Johnson Age: 6
Q. Q:whats a snakes favourite subject?
A. A:hisssssstory
rebecca duthie Age: 11
Q. Why didnt the bike stand up?
A. Because it was two tired.
Ella Johnson Age: 6
Q. What did the hungry computer say?
A. I could go for a byte
adam Age: 8
Q. whats black and wight blacki and wight and black and wight
A. a penguin rolling down the hill
Bismah nabi Age: 9
Q. Q. what do you do when a computer is hot?
A. A.opens windows!!!!!
mooza Age: 10
Q. how do you know how old your pumpkin is?
A. count the candles
nathan hawkins Age: 7
Q. Q.what did one earwig say to the other earwig as they where falling out of a tree.
A. A.earwigo earwigo earwigo
loelagh Age: 2
Q. what did the gost say to the door.
A. I can go though you
Rachel rebecca charlotte Age: 9 4 8
Q. what do you call a dog who likes a bubble bath
A. shampoodle
natasha Age: 7
Q. what do you get if you cross an astronaut
with a piece of gas?
A. a gastronaut
nathan hawkins Age: 7
Q. what is a kangaroos faverouite year
A. a leap year
christopher Age: 10
Q. what do you get when you cross a kangaro with a tryseratops
A. a tryserahops
joseph murphy Age: 7
Q. What did the mother goat say to her kid while she was talking to another goat?
A. Stop butting while I'm talking!
Rosie Age: 10
Q. what do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo??
A. a wooly jumper!!!
Charlotte Age: 10
Q. Q.why did the banana go to the hospital
A. A.because he wasn't peeling well
emma Age: 7
Q. why did the girls eat their homework
A. because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
rebecca Age: 9
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road!
A. because it wanted to go to the body shop
Saheen Age: 9
Q. why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. because it wanted to see its flat mate ha ha ha!
becca Age: 10
Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck on the chickins foot!!!
Georgia Age: 8
Q. why did the theif paint his hands blue?
A. because he did not want to get caught red handed
sumayyah Age: 9
Q. Q: What's a cows favourite subject?
A. A: Moosic
Zoe Barnett Age: 9
Q. Q Why did the spider buy a car?
A to take it for a spin!
A.
Sophie Age: 8
Q. A man went to town on Friday and stayed there for three days, he then came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A. Because his horse was called Friday!
Heidi Stephenson Age: 5
Q. What do you get with a banana peel and a banana peel?
A. A pair of slippers!
Natasha Birrell Age: 9
Q. Why do birds fly south in winter?
A. Because it is too far to walk!
Ella Age: 8
Q. Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
A. Because her pupil where so bright!
Amy Age: 9
Q. What do elephants play in a car?
A. Squash!
Nadera Age: 8
Q. Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
A. Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Preetal Age: 11
Q. What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A. A shampoodle !
Preetal Age: 6
Q. Have you heard of the teacher who was crossed eyed?
A. She could not control her pupils!
Grace Age: 9
Q. What is worse than finding a maggot in an apple?
A. Only finding only half of it!
Ellie Smith Age: 9
Q. What is yellow and has a shark?
A. Shark infested custard!
Zehra Age:
Q. What did the police man say to his stomach.
A. You're under a vest!
Caitlin Age: 7
Q. Whats Docter Who's favourite food?
A. Darlick bread!
Eden Age: 8
Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A. Nacho cheese!
Laura Age: 8
Q. What do you call a man with pink earmuffs, a big fluffy jaket, a woollen scarf, big boots and a beanie?
A. Anything! He can't hear you!
Isabella Age: 9
Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie talkie!
Chloe White Age: 6
Q. What is black and white black and white and black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill!
Latisha Edwards Age: 7
Q. What does a sheep take shopping?
A. A handbaaaaaaag!
Wolfe Age: 6
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A newspaper!
Maeve Callaghan Age: 6
Q. Why do giraffes have such long necks?
A. Because they have smelly feet!
Ilomi Age: 7
Q. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
A. It blew away!
Ryan Age: 6
Q. Why did the jelly baby go to school?
A. Because he wanted to become a smarty!
Ellie-mae Age: 10
Q. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A. Lily
Alfie Age: 8