Q. Which is the largest sea?
A. the galax-sea
Rosie Age: 8
Q. What did the mother goat say to her son?
A. stop butting in why I am talking!
Bobby Gross/Mallory Age: 8 and 10
Q. Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
A. Because he had no BODY to go with!
Ryan and Amy Age: 5 and 6
Q. George:have you seen the new baked-beans website?
A. Ive only just got wind of it!
Rosie Age: 8
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A. Swimming trunks!
Tegan Age: 4
Q. What did the male phone say to his girlfriend?
A. I'll give you a ring!
Mykienze Age: 12
Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
A. Stuck!
Brierney Age: 10
Q. Doctor doctor, everyone is ignoring me?
A. Next please!
Abbey Low Age: 8
Q. What is a cow's favourite subject?
A. Moosic!
Daniel Age: 7
Q. What is the coldest; jelly or ice-cream?
A. Jelly, because it shivers!
Megan Niamh Age: 6
Q. What happened to the egg when it laughed?
A. It cracked up!
Zoe Wlaker Age: 7
Q. Why are sausages naughty?
A. Because they spit.
Chelsea Age: 9
Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. If they flew over bay's they would be bagels.
Nicole Age: 5
Q. Who invented fractions?
A. Henry the 8th!
Laszel Whealing Age: 9
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. To see his flat mate!
Ben Age: 7
Q. Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog? How long have you felt this way?
A. Ever since I was a puppy!
Megan Age: 8
Q.What is snake's favourite subject at school?
A. Hisssssssssssstory.
Zoe Glasspool Age: 6
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin with sunburn.
Rebecca Craanen Age: 71/2
Q. What kind of lion can't roar?
A. A dandelion
Ellie Age: 7
Q. What did the earwig say to the other earwig when they were falling out of a tree?
A. Earwigo earwigo earwigo!
Billy Thornton Age: 7
Q. Why are bananas never alone?
A. They're in bunches!
Jaz Age: 12
Q. What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A. A mussel!
Mae Age: 7
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down a hill!
Annie Age: 6
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You're too young to be smoking!
Chloe Kemp Age: 10
Q. Who says oh oh oh?
A. Santa Clause walking backwards.
Cierra Age: 11
Q. Where did the cow go on saturday night?
A. To the mooooovies!
Jemima Clarke Age: 6
Q. Why is 2008 good for a kangaroo?
A. Because it is a leap year!
Jemima Age: 7
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side!
Willian Age: 6
Q. What did the little traffic light say to the big traffic light?
A. Don't look I'm changing!
Jeminy Age: 11
Q. What do us cats have for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies
Claire the cat Age: 5
Q. What do u call a pig who does karate?
A. A pork chop!
Claire the cat Age: 5
Q. How does a Policeman arrest a pig?
A. With Ham Cuffs!
Lewis Age: 8
Q. How can you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.
Lewis Age: 8
Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road
A. Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Daniel Age: 6
Q. Why did the sheep cross the road?
A. To get to the bar.
Zoe Smithson Age: 5
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctors?
A. He wasn't peeling very well.
Jenna Age: 8
Q. What do you call a reindeer without any eyes?
A. A no idea (eye deer)
Abigail Riley Age: 61/2
Q. What do bananas do?
A. They do the splits
Asim Naeem Age: 11
Q. What goes ooooooooo?
A. A cow with no lips.
Nic Age: 27
Q. Whats a dentists favourite time?
A. Two thirty
Ben Age: 8
Q. What cakes do mice like?
A. Cheesecake!
Julie France Age: 6
Q. Why did the mouse have a bath?
A. To get himself squeaky clean!
Julie France Age: 6
Q. What is yellow and black and goes zzub, zzub?
A. A bee flying backwards
Kate Age: 6
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper
Jack Age: 6
Q. What did the doctor say to the curtains?
A. Pull yourself together
Kushal Age: 6
Q. What did Darth Vader say to Luke Skywalker at Christmas?
A. I can feel your presents
Kushal Age: 6
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the other side
Sam Age: 6
Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A. Cliff
Nathan John Haresnape Age: 7
Q. Two crisps walked past a bus stop,the bus stopped and the driver asked"do you want a lift?"
A. "no thanks , were walkers!"
jasmine lambert Age: 10
Q. Why did the skeleton coss the road?
A. to get to the body shop!
Emily Age: 9
Q. what do ducks pull at christmas time?
A. christmas quackers!
Jake Age: 6
Q. what do you call a monster with mince pies stuck in is ear
A. anything you like it cant hear you
keisha Age: 9
Q. What is Rudolfs favourt day,
A. Red nose day.
Niamh Watt Age: 8
Q. Q.what do you call a deer with no eyes
A. A.no eye dear
saskia Age: 7
Q. what do you call a dog beside the fire
A. a hot dog
conor Age: 8
Q. Who hides in the
bakery at christmas?
A. A mince spy!
Isabelle Age: 9
Q. q.what did the traffic light say to the car.
A. a.dont look i`m changing !!!
lauren canning Age: 9
Q. Q. why did the golfer where 2 pairs of pants for the game
A. A. incase he got a hole in one
jodie Age: 7
Q. What's Large and Green and sit's in a corner on it's own all day?
A. The Incredible Sulk.
Harry Age: 6
Q. Riddle:
Q.What is heavier,a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
A. A.They both weigh the same,a ton!
Eden Age: 8
Q. Which Dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Anissa Age: 9
Q. Q.why did cinderella get thrown of the football team
A. A.because she ran away from the ball!
elise herbert Age: 6
Q. Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
charlotte Age: 10
Q. which insects can tell the time
A. clockroaches
chloe little Age: 7
Q. how do you know wich end of a worm is its head
A. tickle it and se wich end laughs.
chloe little Age: 9
Q. where dose horses go if thier sick
A. to the horsepatil
chloe little Age: 9
Q. Q. why couldnt the tv speak?
A. A. because it was on mute.
Mohid Chohan Age: 10
Q. Q.What fish always have a cold?
A. A.ah-choo-vies!
Shafiyya Age: 8
Q. a man went to town on friday,and stayed
there for three days...
and came back on friday.how did he do it?
A. because his horse name was friday
madhav n Age: 7
Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A. NACH-O CHEESE
Aaminah Age: 9
Q. why cant you tell a snake a joke
A. cos you cant pull their leg
georgia Age: 7
Q. Which transport does Mona Lisa take?
A. The Mona-rail!
Wing Yue Age: 8
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her pupils?
A. Now look at the board while I go through it again
Britney Age: 11
Q. Knock Knock
who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
A. Sorry I didn't know you had a cold
Britney Age: 11
Q. what do frogs like to drink
A. croca cola
eshita Age: 8
Q. what coin is really heavey ?
A. a pound !!!!
Eshita Age: 8
Q. What did the sea say to the sand?
A. Nothing it just waved.
Ella Johnson Age: 6
Q. Q:whats a snakes favourite subject?
A. A:hisssssstory
rebecca duthie Age: 11
Q. Why didnt the bike stand up?
A. Because it was two tired.
Ella Johnson Age: 6
Q. What did the hungry computer say?
A. I could go for a byte
adam Age: 8
Q. whats black and wight blacki and wight and black and wight
A. a penguin rolling down the hill
Bismah nabi Age: 9
Q. Q. what do you do when a computer is hot?
A. A.opens windows!!!!!
mooza Age: 10
Q. how do you know how old your pumpkin is?
A. count the candles
nathan hawkins Age: 7
Q. Q.what did one earwig say to the other earwig as they where falling out of a tree.
A. A.earwigo earwigo earwigo
loelagh Age: 2
Q. what did the gost say to the door.
A. I can go though you
Rachel rebecca charlotte Age: 9 4 8
Q. what do you call a dog who likes a bubble bath
A. shampoodle
natasha Age: 7
Q. what do you get if you cross an astronaut
with a piece of gas?
A. a gastronaut
nathan hawkins Age: 7
Q. what is a kangaroos faverouite year
A. a leap year
christopher Age: 10
Q. what do you get when you cross a kangaro with a tryseratops
A. a tryserahops
joseph murphy Age: 7
Q. What did the mother goat say to her kid while she was talking to another goat?
A. Stop butting while I'm talking!
Rosie Age: 10
Q. what do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo??
A. a wooly jumper!!!
Charlotte Age: 10
Q. Q.why did the banana go to the hospital
A. A.because he wasn't peeling well
emma Age: 7
Q. why did the girls eat their homework
A. because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
rebecca Age: 9
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road!
A. because it wanted to go to the body shop
Saheen Age: 9
Q. why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. because it wanted to see its flat mate ha ha ha!
becca Age: 10
Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck on the chickins foot!!!
Georgia Age: 8
Q. why did the theif paint his hands blue?
A. because he did not want to get caught red handed
sumayyah Age: 9
Q. Q: What's a cows favourite subject?
A. A: Moosic
Zoe Barnett Age: 9