Q. A man went to town on Friday and stayed there for three days, he then came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A. Because his horse was called Friday!
Heidi Stephenson Age: 5
Q. What do you get with a banana peel and a banana peel?
A. A pair of slippers!
Natasha Birrell Age: 9
Q. Why do birds fly south in winter?
A. Because it is too far to walk!
Ella Age: 8
Q. Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
A. Because her pupil where so bright!
Amy Age: 9
Q. What do elephants play in a car?
A. Squash!
Nadera Age: 8
Q. Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
A. Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Preetal Age: 11
Q. What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A. A shampoodle !
Preetal Age: 6
Q. Have you heard of the teacher who was crossed eyed?
A. She could not control her pupils!
Grace Age: 9
Q. What is worse than finding a maggot in an apple?
A. Only finding only half of it!
Ellie Smith Age: 9
Q. What is yellow and has a shark?
A. Shark infested custard!
Zehra Age:
Q. What did the police man say to his stomach.
A. You're under a vest!
Caitlin Age: 7
Q. Whats Docter Who's favourite food?
A. Darlick bread!
Eden Age: 8
Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A. Nacho cheese!
Laura Age: 8
Q. What do you call a man with pink earmuffs, a big fluffy jaket, a woollen scarf, big boots and a beanie?
A. Anything! He can't hear you!
Isabella Age: 9
Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie talkie!
Chloe White Age: 6
Q. What is black and white black and white and black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill!
Latisha Edwards Age: 7
Q. What does a sheep take shopping?
A. A handbaaaaaaag!
Wolfe Age: 6
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A newspaper!
Maeve Callaghan Age: 6
Q. Why do giraffes have such long necks?
A. Because they have smelly feet!
Ilomi Age: 7
Q. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
A. It blew away!
Ryan Age: 6
Q. Why did the jelly baby go to school?
A. Because he wanted to become a smarty!
Ellie-mae Age: 10
Q. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A. Lily
Alfie Age: 8
Q. Why is it so cold at a football match?
A. Because of the fans!
Catherine Lowe Age: 7
Q. What do you say to a miserable camel?
A. Have you got the hump?
Emilia Age: 7
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Holly Age: 7
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because it's mum had been a wafer so long!
Emily Age: 9
Q. What sport is badly behaved?
A. Badminton!
Sophie Millet Age: 8
Q. Why did the golfer wear two piars of trousers?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Zehra Age: 8
Q. Why did the sheep cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get to the baaabaaa shop!
Zehra Age: 8
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailer!
Alexys Age: 8
Q. Why did the boy cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Vita Age: 7
Q. What shoes do you make out off bananas?
A. Slippers!
Bryony Age: 9
Q. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cow go who?
A. No they don't, they go moo!
Charlotte Age: 11
Q. What do witchs eat when they go for a picnic?
A. A sand-witch!
Megan Age: 7
Q. How do pigs get to hospital?
A. In a hambulance!
Cody Age: 3
Q. What lion never roars?
A. A dandilion!
Sophie Age: 9
Q. Why was the dinosaur afraid of the library?
A. Because his book was 6 million years overdue!
Grayson Age: 9
Q. How do farmers count their sheep?
A. With a cowculator!
Amber Age: 9
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens were not invented yet!
Tamzin Age: 8
Q. Who was the first under-water spy?
A. James Pond!
Chelsey Age: 9
Q. Why did the computer keep going to the doctor?
A. Because it had a virus!
Jasia Age: 11
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish at the same time?
A. Swimming trunks!
Abigail Age: 6
Q. What do you call spider with no legs?
A. A raisin!
Jenna Brown Age: 8
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur scores a goal?
A. A dino-score!
George Wood Age: 6
Q. What has 6 eyes but can not see?
A. The 3 blind mice
Simmon Oli Age: 13
Q. What game do monsters play with ants?
A. Squash!
Alisha Age: 10
Q. Why do birds fly south in winter?
A. Because it is to far to walk!
Willow H Age: 6
Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A. Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Clare Harbot Age: 10
Q. What did the cow have for breakfast?
A. Mooseli!
Holly Louisa Bruton Age: 6
Q. What should you do after shaking hands with a monster?
A. Count your fingers!
Altina Age: 9