Q. What do you call a light that will not turn off?
A. Afraid of the dark!
Charlotte Age: 9
Q. How do you know when a monster is under your bed?
A. Your nose touches the ceiling!
Emily Newton Age: 9
Q. Why can't Cheetah's play football?
A. Because they always cheat!
Olivia Age: 7 and a half
Q. How do you make a band stand?
A. Take away the chairs!
Courtenay Age: 10
Q. Why did the robber take a bath?
A. For a clean getaway!
kate diana hargreaves Age: 5
Q. What's a cat's favourite pudding?
A. Mice pudding!!!!
Rebecca Age: 6
Q. What do you call a cow with bananas in its ears?
A. Anything you like because it can't hear you.
Iman Age: 5
Q. What do you call a cow's newspaper?
A. The Daily Moos!
jordan mckee Age: 7
Q. PATIENT- Doctor, doctor.... I've lost my memory
DOCTOR- When did this happen?
PATIENT- when did what happen?
A.
sabrina sangha Age: 8
Q. Why can't Cindrella play football?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
tasha Age: 9
Q. What do frogs eat with there burgers?
A. French flies!
Emma Age: 9
Q. What do car racers have for tea?
A. Bangers and crash!!!!
James Age: 7
Q. What happened to the man who dreamt he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A. He woke up coughing feathers and found that his pillow was missing!
Zoe porter Age: 7
Q. How did Charlie the chimp get down the stairs?
A. He slid down the bananaster!
Ella Watmore Age: 8
Q. what do you call a penguin in a desert?
A. LOST
Jed Age: 7
Q. Why did the computer squeak?
A. Somebody hit the mouse!
Rebekah Wilson Age: 6
Q. Whats blue and furry?
A. A mouseholding its breath!
Jack Robins Age: 12
Q. How did the skeleton call his friend?
A. On the telebone.
Rayyan Age: 9
Q. What is a viper's favourite food?
A. A bloodhound.
Eve Age: 6
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down a hill!
Chelsey Age: 8
Q. What do you get when you cross a giraffe and an elephant?
A. A tall trunk!
Jessica Age: 7
Q. Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
A. Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?!
Willy (William) Age: 9
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. They eggercise!
Grandpops Age: 66
Q. How do you cut the sea in half?
A. With a seesaw!
Charlotte Hardy Age: 6
Q. What did the skeleton order in the Chinese shop?
A. Spare ribs!
Chloe Age: 9
Q. What do you call a desert dog?
A. A HOT dog!
Megan Hogg Age: 7
Q. Why did the cat want to become a nurse?
A. So she could become a first aid kit!
Adrian Johnson Age: 8
Q. Which is the largest sea?
A. The Galax-Sea!
Rosie Age: 8
Q. What did the mother goat say to her son?
A. Stop butting in while I am talking!
Bobby Gross/Mallory Age: 8 and 10
Q. Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
A. Because he had no BODY to go with!
Ryan and Amy Age: 5 and 6
Q. George:Have you seen the new baked-beans website?
A. I've only just got wind of it!
Rosie Age: 8
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A. Swimming Trunks!
Tegan Age: 4
Q. What did the male phone say to his girlfriend?
A. I'll give you a ring!
Mykienze Age: 12
Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
A. Stuck!
Brierney Age: 10
Q. Doctor doctor, everyone is ignoring me?
A. Next please!
Abbey Lowe Age: 8
Q. What is a cow's favourite subject?
A. Moosic!
Daniel Age: 7
Q. What is the coldest; jelly or ice-cream?
A. Jelly, because it shivers!
Megan Niamh Age: 6
Q. What happened to the egg when it laughed?
A. It cracked up!
Zoe Walker Age: 7
Q. Why are sausages naughty?
A. Because they spit!
Chelsea Age: 9
Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. If they flew over bay's they would be bagels!
Nicole Age: 5
Q. Who invented fractions?
A. Henry the 8th!
Laszel Whealing Age: 9
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. To see his flat mate!
Ben Age: 7
Q. What is snake's favourite subject at school?
A. Hisssssssssssstory!
Zoe Glasspool Age: 6
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin with sunburn!
Rebecca Craanen Age: 7
Q. What kind of lion can't roar?
A. A dandelion!
Ellie Age: 7
Q. What did the earwig say to the other earwig when they were falling out of a tree?
A. Earwego earwego earwego!
Billy Thornton Age: 7
Q. Why are bananas never alone?
A. They're in bunches!
Jaz Age: 12
Q. What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A. A mussel!
Mae Age: 7
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down a hill!
Annie Age: 6
Q. Who says oh oh oh?
A. Santa walking backwards!
Cierra Age: 11